Flat and The Curves

Award‑winning comedy girl band Flat & The Curves are back with their perfectly aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted.
Join these vocal powerhouses as they sift through years of mischief, from knee‑creaking slut‑drops to one‑night stands best left unremembered.

With original songs and razor‑sharp wit, they celebrate the friendships forged through grape‑fuelled escapades. Expect a riotous tour through life’s disasters and absurdities, delivered with ferocious vocals and a wicked wink.

Book now for a night of wine‑soaked wisdom, unapologetic fun, and gloriously unfiltered cabaret.