Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted at The Haymarket, Basingstoke

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Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted at The Haymarket | Anvil Arts 08 NOV @ 7:30 PM

Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted 🍷 | The Haymarket

Get ready for an unforgettable evening of wine-fuelled wisdom, powerhouse vocals, and hilarious original music as the award-winning comedy girlband Flat & the Curves bring their hit show Rosé-Tinted to The Haymarket!


About Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted 🎤

What to Expect

With rosé-tinted glasses, the award-winning comedy girlband are piecing together bygone years of revelry. Have the debauched days of slut-drops, one-night stands, and fried-chicken-infused afterparties finally passed? Featuring original music, powerhouse vocals, and plenty of grape-induced wisdom, this acclaimed group pays hilarious homage to friendships forged through wild nights and brilliant chaos.


Hailed by the Sunday Express as "the most dynamic music-group to hit the comedy circuit in 40 years" and earning five-star reviews from The Scotsman, this show promises an absolute belter of a night out. Expect daft, filthy jokes, gorgeous harmonies, and deeply relatable songs about sex, love, and modern life.


⏱️ Date & Time: Sunday, 8 November 2026 at 19:30

📍 Venue: The Haymarket, Wote Street, Basingstoke, RG21 7NG

🔞 Age Restriction: 16+ (contains adult themes and mature humour)

🎟️ Organizer: Anvil Arts




🌟 "The most dynamic music-group to hit the comedy circuit in 40 years" — Sunday Express


Frequently Asked Questions 🤔

What is the age restriction for this show? 🔞

Flat & the Curves: Rosé-Tinted carries a 16+ age restriction due to adult themes and mature humour.

Where is The Haymarket located? 📍

The Haymarket is located on Wote Street, Basingstoke, RG21 7NG. The nearest parking is available at The Malls car park nearby.

What time does the show start? ⏱️

The performance begins at 19:30 on Sunday, 8 November 2026. Doors open prior to the show start time.